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Previously on "The Mysteries of Our Lives"
Kyle: We better start worrying about Rochelle, she could become a threat, one neither of us needs. (~)
Sherri: I know you are having an affair, the question is whose the slut? (~)
Laura: Finally, I will avenge my sister's death! (~)
Jessica: I am grateful to you both for saving my life.

***Jessica: (gasps) You!
William: Jessica, you may be able to run, but you sure as hell can't hide from me!
Jessica: You want to bet.
William: Sit your fast behind down, because you are not going anywhere.

(The Palisades)
Crystal: What are you going to do to me you lunatic?
Laura: You obviously do not know what I am capable of, otherwise you wouldn't be talking to me like that.
Crystal: I don't know what you are capable of, but I do know you.
Laura: Really?
Crystal: You are an obsessed, bitter little whore who has to rape her men to get them in the sack.
Laura: (stabs her with the knife) You bitch! (Crystal screams in pain)

(theme music begins and eventually ends)

***Laura: That stab wound didnt feel so good, did it?
Crystal: Why dont you let me out of the ropes and then we will see who is begging for mercy?
Laura: This just gave me the greatest idea, what better way to avenge my sister then to make sure you die a slow, painful one.

Mitchell: There is no slut because I am not having an affair!
Sherri: Fine, then why don't you explain who earring this is?
Sandy: Why, thats my earring. I was looking for it everywhere.  (holds out her hand) I guess that solves your mystery.
Sherri: Not quite! What is your earring doing in me and Mitchell's bed?

Rochelle: Out in public with Kyle now, isn't that a bit of a risk?
Kyle: Anyone who could possibly identify me is out of town.
Rochelle: There are still people who know who you here.
Lacreasha: It doesn't matter since his anonymity has been blown several times already.
Rochelle: What do you mean? Who else knew Kyle was back in town before I did?

***Jessica: You have no control over what I do.
William: I said sit down!
Jessica: I'm aware of what you said, and I will do no such thing. Now if you will excuse me.
William: No, I will not excuse you.
Jessica: (calmly) Let go of my arm. I said, let go of my arm. (pulls away) Let go of my arm! You're hurting me, please let go of my arm?
William: Better?
Jessica: Don't you ever do that again.
William: Consider yourself lucky.  If you defy me again, rest assure I will break it the next time!

Sandy: I dont know.  Maybe I lost it and one of the maids found it and decided to put it in your room.
Sherri: It doesn't explain how it got on the bed!
Sandy: It could have easily fell from the dresser onto the bed.
Sherri: You sure are quick with the explanations.
Mitchell: I think that pretty much explains everything!
Sherri: I guess so!
Mitchell: I am just shock that you would quickly jump to the conclusion that I am having an affair. Why would you think that?

Lacreasha: No one else.  Its just with you finding out, we realize there is no reason in keeping this a secret no more.
Rochelle: If you are being honest, then you should know that Kavina already knows that you are in town.
Kyle: What, you told her, didn't you?
Rochelle: No, she followed Lacreasha to Florida and saw you both together.
Lacreasha: This is just we have been trying to avoid. Back to the present, What are you doing here?
Rochelle: Oh, you will find out about that all in good time.

***Kyle: Why do I not like the sound of that?
Rochelle: Calm down, I haven't told the cops anything.
Kyle: Then what are you up to?
Rochelle: I'm here to bring an all new fun to your life, to both of your lives!

Sherri: What did you expect me to think with you coming home at all hours of the night and then I find another woman's earring in our
bed.
Mitchell: Then I guess the news I have will reassure you that I only love you.
Sherri: What news?
Sandy: Yeah, what's going on?
Mitchell: We have all been cordially invited to a sea cruise.
Sherri: Oh my, how fabulous looking at the waves crashing with the one you love.
Sandy: Yeah, its something!

Crystal: You can kill me, but you will never get away with it.
Laura: Oh really, I have ways of making things go my way.
Crystal: You really are a sick human being.
Laura: I know, I'm sick. (slides the knife across her face) Now wouldn't it be such a shame to lose your new beautiful face before you could ever get to appreciate it.

***Crystal: Darron and Taneia will find me!
Laura: (laughs) Those two idiots! As soon as I finish with you, I will then go after that hypocrite Taneia, she is the main reason for all my troubles. Oh boy do I have plans for her.
Crystal: What are you going to do to her?
Laura: If you think your death will be painful, wait till poor stupid Taneia's. It will rock that small little city to its core.

Jessica: Greg, I am so glad that you could come.
Greg: You said it was serious!
Jessica: I am really afraid of my husband, he is starting to get really aggressive.
Greg: If William is starting to physically abuse you, then maybe you should go to the cops.

Lacreasha: What do you mean fun?
Rochelle: Well, I have had a lot of time to think of what it is that you two could possibly be doing together and I think I finally know.
Lacreasha: What are you talking about?
Rochelle: I always suspected you were some what responsible for me finding Leonard in bed with Yolanda Santiago, but I could never prove it.
Kyle: I am not seeing the significance.
Rochelle: I got a strange phone call that night from a unknown voice, who I would assume was Lacreasha at the time, but she was at the table with me. I just couldnt make sense of who would call making me want to see that . . . until now. Why don't you admit it Kyle, it was you!

***Kyle: That is absurd!
Rochelle: No, it is the truth. You both have obviously been pulling the strings behind my relationship with Leonard from the beginning.
Lacreasha: I think you are stretching here.
Rochelle: No.  I know exactly what I am talking about. You both can stay the hell out of my way.  If you even think of meddling in my life again, you will live to regret it. By the way, if you think that this was shocking, imagine what secrets I could uncover if I really made the effort. (leaves)
Kyle: I knew it was too good to be true.
Lacreasha: What are you talking about?
Kyle: Sometimes people are just too smart for their own good.

Jessica: I cannot go to the cops, I shouldn't even be talking to you. If William knew I was confiding in anyone, there is no telling what he would do.
Greg: I do not like the sound of this. Maybe you should move in with me.
Jessica: Thank you for the offer, but there is no need because I am pretty safe in Shanna and Ben's cottage.
Greg: Do you really think it is such a good idea for you to be up there all by yourself.
Jessica: I think it is for the best, until I can figure out a way to ditch William and finally be free to lead a better life.
William: (thinking to himself) That little slut has already got her sights on a new man. Well I will be damned if I let this backstabbing continue.

Laura: I found something that will help your wounds . . . (laughs) help them get worse that is.
Crystal: I can take anything you dish out at me.
Laura: I do not think you are ready for this.
Crystal: What are you going to do with that?
Laura: You are about to find out. (the rooms goes black and striking screams sound thereafter)

Coming soon on "The Mysteries of Our Lives"
Danielle: I know who can help you, my halfsister Michelle. (~)
Michelle: This cruise is just so amazing, I cannot imagine anything going wrong! (~)
Women: I want you to shoot to kill, get her in your vicinity and fire. (gun shots, screams follows)

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